Saturday, May 15, 2004
Turn the other cheek?
You know how some women feel compelled to name their breasts?
Example #1
Example #2 with dirty picture
Example #3
I've been thinking lately maybe I should name my butt cheeks.
They'd have to be guy names. I couldn't spend my day sitting on Mary Kate and Ashley, or Marcia and Jan.
Tommy and Dickie? No that's too likely to cause confusion. Maybe Phil and Don? Jan and Dean? Arnold and Jean Claude?
As you can see, I haven't fully thought this one through yet. I'll keep y'all posted . . .
Example #1
Example #2 with dirty picture
Example #3
I've been thinking lately maybe I should name my butt cheeks.
They'd have to be guy names. I couldn't spend my day sitting on Mary Kate and Ashley, or Marcia and Jan.
Tommy and Dickie? No that's too likely to cause confusion. Maybe Phil and Don? Jan and Dean? Arnold and Jean Claude?
As you can see, I haven't fully thought this one through yet. I'll keep y'all posted . . .
